
No Christmas would be complete until you have Christmas With the Smiths. I swear, just saying makes me think that it should be a holiday movie.
the adventures in parenting continue
While snow in November may be common up in Chicago, here in the Great State of North Carolina® it is an extremely rare event. So it was quite a treat this morning when we looked out the window to see that it was snowing.
Unfortunately, it didn't last too long, but we did get our first real snow fall here in Moyock (I say "real" because apparently it flurried the other day, but I never saw it).
It's not even December, and it is freezing here in God's Country. Currently it is colder here than it is in Chicago.
I'm trying to come up with the perfect "global warming" joke that would best fit this situation, but it's hard to pick just one.
On tuesdays, Kasia and I usually stay at the house so that I can clean. I like to set one day aside and get it all done all at once, and that seems to work best for me.
What does Kasia do while I'm cleaning? Well, I took this picture just after I finished cleaning the kitchen. And this is why we don't have nice things.
She dumped every single toy she owns out onto the floor. And keep in mind, you can't see the stuff that's on the floor behind me while i was taking the picture.
The Slim Jim was invented in North Carolina.
And the most amazing of all, Alfred E. Neuman, that lovable face for M.A.D Magazine, made his debut right here in North Carolina on the cover of the magazine, The State in 1935. Contrary to popular belief, he actually is a real person... and yes, he looks exactly like the cartoon version of him. All information about his identity has been lost over time and nobody who was at the original photo shoot seems to remember the name of the man with the big gap-tooth smile.
Only North Carolina can produce people as pretty as Kellie Pickler and as strange looking as Alfred E. Neuman.
Now that gas is below $2.00 a gallon, we decided that it was time once again to go on a road trip. We had been talking all summer about going up to the mountains in autumn and see the mountains as the leaves were beginning to change. Kara took friday off from work so that we could go up and spend a long weekend enjoying the beauty of fall in Virginia.
That was the plan anyway. The weather had other things in mind.
It rained the whole weekend. Not only that, but in the mountains it was raining with thick fog. On the ride up, we decided that maybe we'd skip the scenic drive in the mountains and do something that may be more suitable for the weather. We were going to visit Monticello in Charlottesville, but when we got there, that too was surrounded by fog. We then just headed for downtown Charlottesville to see what there was to see.
We spent most of the evening walking up and down the historic walking street of Charlottesville and dodging in and out of the neat little stores they have. Actually, that's not entirely true. We spent most of the time standing next to an old fashioned merry-go-round watching Kasia spin around and around.
The really cool thing about this merry-go-round is the fact that it was people powered. We had to spin it, but then it means we could also make it go as fast or slow as we wanted. We could make it go for as long as we wanted. Oh, and it was free. I think that it's fair to say that Kasia absolutely loved it and she must have spent the better part of an hour riding around and around on that thing.
After the merry-go-round was closed for the evening, and we saw all there was to see on the street, we decided to head into the mountains and spend the night at Bill's cabin in Wolftown. Where's Wolftown, you ask? Exactly.
The directions we had were the old fashioned kind that mapquest is trying to destroy. "Turn left at the gas station, and then right on the road behind the General Store. You'll see the Chapel, go past that and make a left when you see the old sign..." The names of roads were irrelevant. And as we drove further and further up the mountain, it became apparent that roads were irrelevant as well.
The rain was coming down, the fog was rolling in, and we were creeping along at thirty miles per hour. You couldn't see anything, and the only thought going through my mind was "I hope we don't hit a deer." And wouldn't you know it, as soon as Kara made a comment about hitting a deer, one popped out right in front of us. I slammed the brakes just avoided hitting it. Kasia slept through the whole thing.
We saw five more deer in the next few minutes, and I'm wondering why people spend so much money on clothes for hunting when deer seem to be so easy to find. Eventually we found the cabin, and somehow I was able to get our minivan up to the top of Bill's driveway. The minivan was not designed to tackle mountains, and had there been any ice at all, we would have been screwed.
We spent the evening at Bill's cabin, which is extremely nice. I hear that the area around it beautiful as well, but with all the rain, fog, and dark of night, we really couldn't see much. So we went inside, relaxed, watched some TV, and drank all of Bill's liquor. He did say that we could help ourselves to whatever we wanted.
The next day it was still raining. It was still foggy. And the thought of having to drive down Bill's driveway was making me nervous. Again, the minivan is not designed for mountains, and his driveway is near a straight vertical drop. Fortunately, we were able to get down, and off the mountain... though we did encounter a little difficulty that we thought was going to strand us up there. But we made it down.
It rained all of saturday as well, so we just decided to drive back. We stopped off at the mall at Short Pump, but decided to make it a relatively short day. By the time we got home, we were exhausted and ready for a vacation.
Thankfully, that's what Sunday was for.
I'm sure I don't need to remind anyone out there that tomorrow is election day in America. So, if your registered to vote, do your research, study the issues of the candidates, and then go out and make a wise and informed (and rational) vote.
Or, stay at home. After all, there'll probably be a line and you'll have to wait. That is, unless you live in Moyock in which you could go vote at a peak hour, and still not have to wait in line.
By the way, where do I get my bumper-sticker that says "Don't Blame Me, I Voted for the Other Guy?"
Finally. Today I spotted gas at a local station for $1.99. Kara says that there are stations in the area that are at $1.89. She actually filled the car up with gas this morning for less than $20. How awesome is this?
Aside from Christmas, I think that Halloween has to be greatest holiday for kids. What other day do you get a ton of candy, and your parents are totally cool with you eating as much as you want? It just doesn't happen outside of Halloween.
Kasia had a great time this year on Halloween. She dressed up like a pirate, and actually kept the little head scarf on her head all night long. That in itself was a miracle. Isn't she cute?
We walked up and down our street hunting for candy treasures. She used her wagon as a mighty pirate ship that plundered house after house for chocolately goodness. By the end of the night, he little pumpkin basket was stuffed, and she was gorging herself on treats from Hershey. By the time the sugar high wore off, we were all worn out and the night was a success.
Now we get ready for Thanksgiving. Or do we now get ready for Christmas? I'm all confused now.
For breakfast, Kasia enjoys nothing more than a big bowl of hot oat meal. Usually, if I'm making her just the plain variety of oatmeal, I'll throw in a little sugar and cinnamon to give it some spice. She loves it.
Over the weekend, Kasia was playing in our pantry and moved all of the spices around. So, where I normally keep the cinnamon, she placed a different spice that just happens to be in the exact same style bottle as the cinnamon. This morning, as I went to sprinkle some cinnamon on her breakfast, we were both surprised to find out it had a slightly different flavor.
The spice? Chili powder. Now that's what I call a HOT! meal.
The price of gas has now come down to $2.59. Only 60 cents to go!
UPDATE: Now down to $2.39. Only 40 cents to go!
UPDATE AGAIN: Now down to $2.09. Almost there... almost there...
I love living in North Carolina, and I love the proud history of this fine state. Did you know:
Pepsi Cola was invented right here in North Carolina in 1893? Did you also know that it was originally called Brad's Drink?
Krispy Kreme is also a native of North Carolina and still provides the best, hot doughnuts to the country.
Texas Pete, the best hot sauce on the market, was also invented right here in North Carolina (not Texas). Originally the sauce was called "Mexican Joe" but the inventor's father insisted that it have an American name, and thus Texas Pete was born.
Oh, and lastly, Hardees restaurant (home of the Thickburger) is a North Carolina original.
Segways seem to have found a niche lately with the police. I'm beginning to see a lot of cops at different events riding around on them. What's the deal here? Are these guys out there to make the cops on bicycles feel more manly? They look ridiculous.
When it comes to fierce looking cops, just about everything outranks the Segway. Personally, for me, a cop on a horse is pretty bad ass. Heck, even a cop just walking is more intimidating than a guy on a Segway. And look at the helmets those guys are wearing? Yeah, I'm feeling really safe with these guys zipping around the city at 6mph.
Come on already. Maybe if we brought back the billy club that they could twirl, this wouldn't be an issue anymore.
Kasia is one strange bird. As our war with potty training continues, one thing has become very evident. Kasia has absolutely no problem using the potty when we're out in a public restroom, but she absolutely hates using the potty at home. Isn't it usually the other way around? Isn't it supposed to be that she's supposed to be comfortable with the warm, familiar potty and be afraid of big, cold, scary public restroom? Apparently not.
So to solve our problem, we're installing a public toilet in our house, and we're never going to clean it. I figure with that, Kasia will be potty trained in no time.
Kasia has never been allowed to watch Barney. I think one of my biggest fears of being a father was that I was going to get drowned in a sea of Barney. I didn't want this to happen to our family, and so Kasia has always been under a strict Barney quarantine. Inevitably though, she finally saw it. And she loves it.
The strange thing is that I don't mind it so much. I mean, yeah sure, he's a big purple dinosaur that's kind of creepy and annoying, but then isn't most of children's television? He's a lot less creepy than the Wiggles. And as far as the annoyingness factor goes, Dora the Explorer puts this guy to shame. I'd rather watch a days worth of Barney than one episode of Dora in which she shouts through the whole thing. If Dora were writing this post, she's use all caps because SHE ALWAYS TALKS REALLY LOUD! ISN'T THAT RIGHT, BOOTS?
So the final verdict is that Barney isn't as bad as I had always feared. However, if I had a son instead, then I would have a bigger problem with it. I wouldn't want my boy watching all that huggy kissy garbage that Barney spouts out. But for Kasia, I don't mind it so much.
Over the weekend, we took our potty training up to the next level. Kasia got her first set up real big girl underwear on Saturday. They're cute with pictures of the Little Mermaid all over them. Kasia was allowed to wear them around the house so long as she went to use the potty when she had to go.
We made this very clear. If she had to tinkle, then she had to tell us and we'd take her to the potty.
But Kasia, she's a big girl now. She doesn't need the help of her parents. So when she felt the need to go, she went to the potty and did it all by herself. Mommy and Daddy were not needed for her to use the potty.
Next time, though, we're going to have to make it clear that she has to take the underwear off before using the potty. Alas, we took it for granted that she knew this.
Next time we'll know better.
I meant to write this sooner, but I've been a bit under the weather lately. As I'm sure EVERYONE knows, my birthday was... um... two sundays ago? The 14th of September. It put me well into my thirties, and I'm still going strong.
So what did we do on such a monumental day? Well, I mowed the lawn and then in the evening we went to Lonestar Steakhouse to gorge ourselves on steak. We sat under a deer head the entire time, and it was kind of creepy.
Kasia seemed to enjoy it though. She kept reaching up and petting it and telling us that it was "soft." Indeed, it was very soft. Creepy, but soft.
My real birthday treat came later in the week. On Thursday the 18th, Kara and I drove up to D.C. for the evening to see James in concert. It was like a dream come true for me. I've been listening to their music for 17 years now, and I thought I would never get to see them perform live. My hopes were especially dashed back in 2002 when they broke up. Luckily for me though, they decided to get back together and do a tour of the US.
The show was at a small club in downtown D.C. and was sold out. We got a good place to stand and had a great view of the whole stage. James came on around 9:00pm and then played for the next three hours. It was amazing. They put on a fantastic show, and it was definitely worth the wait.
Here's a clip of the boys exiting after their encore. Note the trumpet player in the dress. He actually was able to pull it off and not look weird.
After the show, we went and grabbed dinner at Denny's. I haven't eaten out at one in the morning since... well, since a long time. It was kind of cool.
The next day, we stopped off at IKEA on the way home and picked up a few essentials for the house. Of course, we stopped at the restaurant for some Swedish meatballs.
Then over the weekend, I came down with the flu. It's been knocking me down pretty hard, but I'm slowly getting better. The bright side is that it waited until after I saw James before it decided to hit me. There is some good in this world, and that's proof of it.
So anyway, I'm beginning to feel better now, and so it's time for me to wish myself a big happy birthday! It was one of the best.
This is absolutely ridiculous. John McCain, war-hero, Senator, and now Republican Presidential candidate was on the television show The View the other day. You know The View, don't you? It's the show where Barbara Walters and her gal pals discuss the important issues for women. It's also the show in which resident idiot in charge Rosie O'Donnell claimed that George Bush planned and carried out the 9/11 attacks.
Well, Rosie O'Donnell is gone and Whoopi Goldberg has now taken over as the celebrity idiot. Wasn't this woman once a comedian? Is it just my imagination or has she not done anything even remotely humorous since the mid 80's? Anyway.
John McCain was asked the question as to what kind of judges he would appoint to the Supreme Court. "Strict constructionist judges" is how he replied. Like deer in the headlights, they just stared at him. Then he explained that he would nominate judges who interpreted the Constitution in the way the founders intended it to.
To this, Whoopi Goldberg goes off and asks, "Does that mean I have to worry about being a slave again? Because the founders believed in slavery. " My head hung in shame. How is this woman a celebrity? How is this woman on a television show? I hung my head in shame. But it got worse.
Then, to make it worse, the audience applauded as though they too were afraid that "strict constructionist" judges would put African Americans back in the fields. My head hung lower in shame.
Then Barbara Walters and the other white women comforted Whoopi and said that they would protect her. Again the audience applauded. This is just pathetic. But to make it even worse, John McCain answered all this by saying, "Good question." What have we come to?
I think this is a good reason why Sarah Palin should probably not appear on the Oprah Winfrey show.
Like most men in America, I was excited for the beginning of this year's football season. I was ready for yet another year in which my teams that I want to win inevitably fail me somewhere down the road. That's why I'm so tremendously freaked out by what happened in just the first week of football. To recap:
Now I know that it's still the beginning of the season, but isn't it odd that every team that I wanted to win this week ACTUALLY won? This is too great a phenomenon to be left to chance.
Tropical Storm Hanna has gone, but in its wake, we live with the devastating damage. It was like a war zone at our house. The wind was furious, and the damage was severe. We lost a shingle off the house. As if THAT weren't bad enough, our neighbor's drain spout got knocked off. I have a hard time even talking about it, that's how horrible it was.
The sad part is that once again, George Bush has failed us once again. FEMA is no where to be found. No trailers, no trucks with bottled water, no portable generators to help us get back on our feet. We need FEMA down here now, and we need them to put this shingle back on our roof!
What's that? You say we should just do it ourselves? We shouldn't wait for some government organization to come and do all our work for us? But that would be un-American. Maybe if I make my story a little sadder, a little more depressing, I can make it on to CNN.
Did I mention that it was a REALLY nice shingle that fell off? My heart is broken.
I think that in this year's political debate, there's one thing that needs to be remembered. Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin recently took down a tiger in order to save a pack of journalists. A tiger. Why are our politicians debating the intricacies of health care or raising the capital gains tax? I want to know which candidate, if the situation should arise, could take down a tiger.
Which candidate has the knowledge of firearms to take down a wild animal? Hmmmm.....
With all this talk of hurricane Gustav slamming in to New Orleans, it appears as though a much more sinister lady is making her appearance much closer to home. Ms. Hurricane Hanna is rearing her ugly head, and it's possible that she may hit anywhere between Miami and the Outer Banks of North Carolina. The Outer Banks? Why, isn't that where we live? Indeed, it is.
Now everyone, here's what you need to do. You need to stop donating money to these "victims" of Gustav and start sending money to the potential victims of Hanna. We are much more vulnerable than the people in New Orleans were. Besides, they already received a boat load of charity. It's our turn now.
So, during this holiday weekend, we ask you to search deep within your hearts and deep into your pocketbooks and give graciously to the soon-to-be potential victims of Hurricane Hanna.
Thank you.