Like most men in America, I was excited for the beginning of this year's football season. I was ready for yet another year in which my teams that I want to win inevitably fail me somewhere down the road. That's why I'm so tremendously freaked out by what happened in just the first week of football. To recap:
- The Carolina Panthers (the underdogs) win against San Diego with a last-second touchdown pass.
- The Chicago Bears (the underdogs) beat the Indianapolis Colts and made sure the Peyton Manning and crew weren't going to have a perfect season.
- The Green Bay Packers (the underdogs) defeat the Vikings at Lambeau without Brett Favre.
- Brett Favre (age 38) comes out of retirement and leads the Jets to victory.
- Tom Brady hurts himself and is out for the season. Bad for Patriots fans, but good for everyone else.
Now I know that it's still the beginning of the season, but isn't it odd that every team that I wanted to win this week ACTUALLY won? This is too great a phenomenon to be left to chance.
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