The Power of Wii Fit

Wii Fit is so powerful that:

I lost ten pounds in two days with Wii Fit.

I grew half an inch after using Wii Fit for thirty minutes.

I just finished my first marathon with the endurance given to me by Wii Fit.

After twenty minutes on Wii Fit, I now double as a floatation device in case of a water landing.

Most importantly though, Wii Fit is so powerful that it broke my Wii.  That's right.  Not even the Wii can withstand the awesome and mighty power of the Wii Fit.

So not only did I spend $90 on a scale that tells me I'm overweight, but now it doesn't do anything at all.  On the plus side, I am ten pounds lighter and half an inch taller.  The thing really is THAT powerful.