Where is Our White Christmas?

There was three inches of snow in Las Vegas and the forecast is calling for more.

Snow storms hit the Northeast and knock out power to thousands.

My Grandparents wrote that they got ten inches of snow.

Chicago is expected to get a foot of snow.

And here in North Carolina?  It's warm.   It was in the 70's the other day and we went to the park without our jackets.  The chance of us having a white Christmas is near zero.  The sad thing is that it's forecasted to rain on Christmas Day.  If only it were colder, we'd have snow.  But how can we get the climate to drop severely in just a few days?

I know.  We'll invite Al Gore to give a speech on global warming at Moyock Middle School.  History shows that wherever he goes to give these speeches coincides with record low temperatures and lots of snow.  So Al, if you're reading this (and we all know that you are), then you need to spend some of your carbon credits, get on your plane, and get here on the double.  Don't make me angry here.  You... wouldn't like me when I'm angry..